Men are like...Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
 

Men are like...Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
 

Men are like...Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
 

Men are like...Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
 

Men are like...Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it
 

Men are like...Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright
 

Men are like...Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
 

Men are like...High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
 

Men are like...Curling irons.
They’re always hot, and they're always in your hair.
 

Men are like ... Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs