A billboard outside the Parliament House in New Delhi :: Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives!
 

Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay :: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!
 

At a restaurant in Calcutta :: The manager has personally passed all drinking water in this establishment.
 

At an optometrist's office :: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
 

In the front yard of a funeral home :: Drive carefully. We'll wait.
 

At Bangalore Airport :: Please donate for the Gujarat Earthquake refund.
 

At a New Delhi shopping mall :: Patrons are urged to donate generously for the Earth Quake "being held" in   Gujarat.
 

Graffiti on a DTC (Delhi Transport Corporation) Bus :: Aana (coming) free,   Jaana (going) free,  Pakde gaye to Khana free! (If caught food – free)
 

A traffic slogan at Bombay-Pune Highway :: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough- or else they never will be!
 

An Amul billboard outside the Parliament in New Delhi :: Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives!
 

Seen on a famous beauty parlour in Bombay :: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.   She may be your grandmother!
 

At a restaurant in Calcutta :: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.
 

On a Plumbers truck :: We repair what your husband fixed.