MEN
ARE LIKE...........
Men are like...Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on
the table.
Men are like...Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like...Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are
like...Government bonds.
They take so
long to mature.
Men are like...Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like...Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like...Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like...High heels.
They're easy
to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like...Curling irons.
They’re always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like ... Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs