Laugh A While – Hilarious Signs and Billboards

§ A billboard outside the Parliament House in New Delhi: Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives!

§ Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.   She may be your grandmother!

§ At a restaurant in Calcutta: The manager has personally passed all drinking water in this establishment.

§ At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

§ In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.

§ At Bangalore Airport: Please donate for the Gujarat Earthquake refund.

§ At a New Delhi shopping mall: Patrons are urged to donate generously for the Earth Quake "being held" in Gujarat.

§ Graffiti on a DTC (Delhi Transport Corporation) Bus: Aana (coming) free,   Jaana (going) free,  Pakde gaye to Khana free! (If caught food – free)

§ A traffic slogan at Bombay-Pune Highway: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough- or else they never will be!

§ An Amul billboard outside the Parliament in New Delhi: Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives!

§ Seen on a famous beauty parlour in Bombay: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.   She may be your grandmother!

§ At a restaurant in Calcutta: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.

§ On a Plumbers truck: We repair what your husband fixed.

§ Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.

§ At a tyre shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.

§ On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push.

§ At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

§ In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.